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 Wednesday [ʹwenzdı] , 30 September [sepʹtembə] 2026

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    PINOCCHIO DANCES IN THE CIRCUS

    Now, my little readers, I must tell you all
    about this old man. He went from town to town and looked for boys who didn’t want to go to school.
    He took them to Boobie-land. There they did not
    learn anything but only played and played, and
    then became donkeys. When they were donkeys,
    the old man sold them for good money.

    Soon he sold Candlewick to a farmer and Pinocchio to the director of a circus. This man wanted to teach Pinocchio to jump and dance with his
    other animals. From the first day Pinocchio had
    a very, very hard life. He couldn’t eat the grass
    which his master gave him for breakfast and for
    dinner. So he was always very hungry. At last he
    learned to eat grass. At first he couldn’t dance the
    dances which his master tried to teach him. His
    master beat him every day. At last he learned to
    dance many dances.

    Then a day came when people saw placards on
    the street corners:
    DO NOT FORGET TO COME
    TO OUR CIRCUS
    TOMORROW!
    YOU WILL SEE
    ALL THE ACROBATS
    AND ALL THE HORSES
    OF THE CIRCUS.
    YOU WILL SEE
    THE STAR OF THE DANCE LITTLE DONKEY PINOCCHIO!
    COME! COME! COME!

    Everybody wanted to see ‘the star of the dance’.
    A lot of people stood near the circus every day and
    bought tickets.

    Everything went well at first: Pinocchio
    jumped and danced... The children laughed and
    laughed, they liked him very much.

    But one night he fell down and broke his leg.
    He couldn’t get up for a long time. When he got
    up, he was lame.

    “Pinocchio! Pinocchio! We want the little donkey! We want Pinocchio!” the people, cried.

    But the little donkey couldn’t do anything for
    them. Next morning the animal doctor came to see
    him. When he saw Pinocchio’s lame foot, he said;
    “I’m sorry for you! You’ll be lame all your life.”
    The director said to Pinocchio:

    "What can I do with a lame donkey? Nothing!
    You will eat a lot of food and you can’t work for
    it. I must sell you.”

    He found a man who wanted to buy a donkey.
    This man asked him:

    “How much do you want for that lame donkey?”

    “Two gold pieces”, said the director.

    “I’ll give you one gold piece,” answered the
    man. “He can’t work. I want him only for his
    skin? I see that it is very hard. I want to make
    a drum for my children.”

    The man took the donkey to the sea. There he
    tied a stone round the donkey’s neck. Then he tied
    a rope round the donkey’s legs. He held the end
    of the rope in his hand and threw the donkey into
    the water. Then he sat down on the ground and
    waited.

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