I’m a fraud. A poor, pitiful, sexy fraud. Я мошенник. Бедный, жалкий, сексуальный мошенник.
Слово 'fraud' означает 'мошенник' или 'фальшивка'. Бендер даже в моменты самобичевания добавляет 'sexy', подчеркивая свой нарциссизм.
 Wednesday [ʹwenzdı] , 30 September [sepʹtembə] 2026

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    PINOCCHIO S NOSE GROWS

    “Now come here to me,” said the Child, “and
    tell me your story.”

    And Pinocchio told her everything.

    “And the four pieces of gold—where are
    they?” asked the Child.

    “I lost them yesterday!” said Pinocchio, but
    that was a lie: he had them in his pocket.

    Suddenly his long nose began to grow longer.

    “And where did you lose them?”

    “In the forest near your house.”

    At this second lie his nose again grew longer.

    “If you lost them near my house,” said the
    Child, “we'll look for them. We’ll find them. We
    always find what we lose in that forest.”

    “Oh!” said the puppet. “I didn’t lose the four
    gold pieces. I swallowed them with your medicine.”

    At this third lie his nose again grew longer.
    It was so long now that the Child looked at him
    and laughed.

    “What’s the matter?” asked the puppet. “Why
    did you laugh?”

    “I laughed at the lie that you told me a minute
    ago.”

    “But how do you know that I told a lie?”

    “My dear boy, I am a fairy and we fairies
    know lies at once. There are lies which have short
    legs, and there are lies which have long noses.
    Your lies have long noses.”

    Pinocchio tried to run out of the room, but he
    couldn’t. His nose was so long, that it couldn’t go
    through the door.

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