I'm a genius! I'll be rich! And then everyone will love me! Я гений! Я буду богат! И тогда все меня полюбят!
Простая, но эффективная цепочка будущих времен (Future Simple). Показывает примитивную жизненную логику Бендера: деньги = любовь.
 Wednesday [ʹwenzdı] , 30 September [sepʹtembə] 2026

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    PINOCCHIO GOES WITH HIS FRIEND CANDLEWICK TO BOOBIE-LAND

    Now I must tell you that Pinocchio’s best friend
    was a bad boy. His name was Romeo, but he was
    as long and thin as a candlewick, so his friends
    called him 'Candlewick’. He was the laziest boy in
    the school, but Pinocchio liked him very much.

    When Pinocchio came to Candlewick’s house,
    he said to him:

    “Tomorrow you must come to breakfast at our
    house.”

    “Why?”

    “Tomorrow will be a great day for me. I’ll not
    be a puppet tomorrow. I’ll become a boy like you
    and all the other boys.”

    “I am sorry,” said Candlewick, “but I want to
    go away!”

    “Go away where?”

    “Very far, very far, very far away; to Boobieland. Come with me, Pinocchio! That’s the best
    country for us boys. There are no schools there!
    There are no teachers! There are no books! Nobody
    learns in that country. Only think, the autumn
    holidays begin on the first of January and are over
    on the last day of December. That is the country
    for me!”

    “But what do the doys do in Boobie-land?”
    asked Pinocchio.

    “They play games and dance all the time. When
    night comes, they go to bed. In the morning they

    begin to play and dance again. Will you come with
    me?"

    “No, no, no and again no,” said Pinocchio.
    “I must be a good boy. I must go home now. Goodbye, Candlewick!”

    “Wait for two minutes, Pinocchio. Think well!
    Do you know that there will be more than a hundred of us? An old man will take us all to that
    country. He has a lot of donkey carts.”

    “I am very sorry, but I can’t go with all the
    boys to that great country. I must go home now,”
    said Pinocchio,

    But he didn't go home. He thought a little and
    then asked:

    “Do the. holidays there really begin on the first
    of January and are they over on the last day of
    December?”

    “Oh, yes, oh, yes!” cried Candlewick.

    “Then I’ll go with you to Boobie-land."

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